Who doesn’t love a dinner-and-a-couch friend?
Like, you have dinner and just sit on the couch
discussing orange-peel theory.
Or not.
Maybe you just sit on the couch.
That might be hard for me.
I can talk for hours.
Like, about how the Sámi people
of northern Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Russia
have hundreds of words for snow, and the British people,
of Britain,
have hundreds of words for “drunk.”
They just add “ed” to any noun,
the weirdest ones being:
gazeboed, carparked, oreganoed.
I think I could invent some weirder ones.
I might have to use a hypen, tho.
Like “criminally-infanted” — as in
“Wow, I got criminally-infanted with my
dinner-and-a-couch friend last night.”
Or, “I am way erinaciously-spiled right now!”
Doesn’t have to be limited to drinking, either.
Like, ” I went to the salon and got mob-wife-aesthesized.”
Or, “She Scouse-preposition-W’ed me in the chat.”
Or, “I went to Ikea and bookshelf-wealthed before I 75-cozy-journeyed.”
Abbreviations might work better, tho.
Like, “I got MWAed at the salon.”
Or, “She SPWed me in the chat.”
Or, “I went to Ikea and BWed before I 75-CJed.”
Pretty soon, all communications would just be abbreviations.
Like, “PS, all CMNs WJB ABs.”
But that feels like TMW (“too much work”).