Yo tubers
Today we’re here with my cousin
To put some stuff in my dad’s microwave
That has never been done before
Shawn is back from masturbating again
He’s done it so many times he can’t make eye contact
but we’re not sure he could before
We’re going to have to silence that part out bro
because of the robot babysitters
This takes all day
and is really awesome the way everything explodes
When I say fill I mean feel
the way I’d feel if I was a rover sent to wake the other rovers on Mars
Saying why’d you power down bro man
Lonely as a dust storm which is the opposite of lonely
I can’t believe how many pools I have
or why girls never hang out with my crew
I’ve never been able to influence anyone while influencing everyone
like influenza
This is so sick
omfg I’m dying.
but then there’s “Lonely as a dust storm which is the opposite of lonely,” which is so so freaking poignant.
send the tubers to mars!
ha ha this is so awesome! Or I mean ‘sick’
esp:
and is really awesome the way everything explodes
When I say fill I mean feel
the way I’d feel if I was a rover sent to wake the other rovers on Mars
Omg I love this