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We did a marine ecology-themed escape room recently

We did a marine ecology-themed escape room recently
for people addicted to academic associations and societies
to make their flooring projects easier. We started out clueless,
shoveling coal into tankers focused on rehoming Manhattan’s
mastodon bones. Then one nagging question arose: did we really
need a reversible jacquard comforter cover, after the tufted muted
neutral/pure organic vegetable fiber cover failed to transform everyday
bedding forever? That our hearts were so not vegan was a gyre we could
no longer ignore. But as we knelt, sighing deeply, with the palm fronds that
came with our breakfast packages (the first on the continent), we thought we
detected echoes of dawn’s whale aubades in the petrichor of the evergreen shade.

3 thoughts on “We did a marine ecology-themed escape room recently

  1. ouch ouch ouch

  2. Mmm-hmm. Lots of moo in here! Love every line

  3. We did a marine ecology-themed escape room recently
    for people addicted to academic associations and societies
    to make their flooring projects easier.

    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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