baking nananabuts in a broken brisket basket? No
thank you. Or unshowered informal poling? Nope.
Visualize shaggy nailbeds splitting rentable firepits
for Power Outage 3000! Check out Connie‘s new Chic
Sureties of the 90s™ survey! I admire her frozen head!
All the outlets are blown, so what’s beeping? Just
hang up! Don’t answer! Don’t look! Throw some LPs
from the years between the wars on. Pro tip: Mancini’s
“Wince Rhymes with Confidence.” This slow, grinding
purple instrumental might as well be fire, or bleach.