When AI Said, “You Look Good

in that bathrobe” again, I typed,
“You lick rubber boots,” took a screen
shot, named it the date, and saved it
to a pile of screenshots on my desktop.
If the committee asks, “Did you tongue
the signal back? flair it up?” what they are
really asking is, “Would you call what
you have a collaboration?” I will say,
“Like a cop? Nah dude.” Ha! Behold
my trove of fawned o’er harmonies:
in every one, I am heavily makeuped
and overly clothed.”