L says I could never be inducted
Into a cult because I’m too much
Of a troll—the kind of person
Who wears black at the beach
Who the fuck even has the time
When every day something must be done
With a package of chicken breasts
And a shitload of cognitive dissonance
Whoever could surrender
To their surroundings
When every haunted house
Demands a final girl? Too busy
Talking shit to sign the waiver
Too ossified to unfurl a limb
Too busy
Talking shit to sign the waiver
OMG! Drop that hammer!
Who the fuck even has the time!! (for real for real)
I almost had a coffee spit-take with this one. Excellent.