Rabbit Holes & Creepy Trolls

Whole signs is German
     Placidus is French

and then there’s Vedic astrology
     with an unbroken lineage for thousands of years

     but according to them I’m a Scorpio moon
                    and I don’t like it

                    Chiron cazimi tarot night say what?
     What?

                    I drove to South Dakota with my mom 
     and I was such a bitch
          then all Tuesday I lay in bed and sweat

JournalSpeak by Nicole Sachs
     protegee of Dr. Sarno
          says write a list of hot topics
               journal about one for 20 minutes
                    then burn it

               I journal every day 
                    but probably not angry enough

     He basically cried a lot and ruined his marriage
               but his back’s better

Rape Academy? It’s time for Rage Academy
     I have a business plan!

          All of a sudden she starts whipping out handouts
 
This erotic literature press is gonna be quick and dirty

     “The Rage School That Replaced the Rape School”
          a short story for Black Iris Belles Lettres

Write “Grape School” and “PDF Files” to fool the algo

If you commit to sex for 30 days
     by day 20 you hate sex

Having ten houses is a subset of hoarding disorder
     a conquering-to-the-point-of-psychosis thing

               “Somebody’s gotta be happy” 
                    said the woman who gives alien-lizard vibes
                         in the voice of Marie Antoinette

                         Better if she doesn’t talk at all

A lot of women in their 20s 
          haven’t been beaten down by life yet

     You mean I’m not bright-eyed and bushy-tailed?

I look forward to this newsletter every week
          called “Money with Katie”

Promise this poem will be called
                         “Rabbit Holes & Creepy Trolls”

          Pamela Coleman Smith went to Pratt??

This big boi tarot deck is good for grip strength
     so you don’t get Alzheimer’s

                    Uh-oh, looks like I need a new dress

                         These are the warning signs

     Midwesterners need to take a tip 
          from the New Jersey folk
               fighting over everything

                          Lower your blood pressure

                  Put an end to the suffering

This is the no-more-cards card 

                    (9 of Swords)