Can I Sing a Song That’s Kind of Loud and New?

A karaoke pick often depends
On how the date is going

Choose your fighter: “Bizarre
Love Triangle” or “Shoop”

“Gimme More” or “Criminal”
Not enough Coors Light in the world

To drown the counterproductive doctrines
Adopted by inexplicably lonely girls

But friends, the rumors are true:
Confidence can be relearned

When you excise men to the point
They’re novel & invest in singing lessons

From a maestro in a magenta car seat
One unhinged note at a time