Once at a party I bragged about making out with a girl from Iceland. I said she was friends with Bjork. No one cared. Once at a party Moby kept going around asking everyone if they knew who he was. No one cared. Once at a party someone said Stephen Malkmus is here. The kind of people that cared were the kind of people I didn’t like so I pretended not to care. After the party I listened to Pavement for three days straight. I kept singing to myself Write it on a postcard Dad they broke me Dad they broke me