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FIRESTAR LEADER OF THUNDERCLAN

Cursing and swearing is the cool language of cake

and chinos with loafers and no socks

They left the centibillionaire’s island 

with hand-foot-and-mouth disease and a broken ankle

all of which he could afford

When it is my turn to speak I will say I should sell sneakers or Bibles or real estate

It’s laziness that prevents me from making real money

It won’t matter anyway

because soon we’ll be part of the centibillionaire’s soul

stuck in a prism like the bad guys in Superman 2

Where in your body do you think you laugh first

in your wealthiest part

The best kind of distraction is bodily distraction which is focus

3 thoughts on “FIRESTAR LEADER OF THUNDERCLAN

  1. Dang, you just gave me some serious Miami flashbacks! ” chinos with loafers and no socks”

  2. Cake! Oh my goodness- like a magic trick.

    And the smush prism. I think they call It the phantom zone. The prisoners must have gotten so seasick.

    1. I would totally puke in that prism!!

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